Advice for Other Psychologists

If you're like me, you dread telling people what you do for a living. You tell them you're a psychologist, and somebody always says, "We better watch out what we're saying!" A real original comment. I finally came up with the perfect response:

"Don't worry. Your secrets are safe with me."

If I'm feeling particularly sadistic, I can add, "You know that sexual issue you have? Don't worry, I won't say a word."